therunawayarchaeologist:

5 year old: 🎼 Bob the builder can he fix it?!

Edgy 5 year old:

harmonic-motion:

saywhat-politics:

“Fuck your wall.” - Stephen King

“Do something good for once”

autumnhobbit:

worst part of adulthood so far is definitely the fact that people have the ability to contact me and i have to respond in a timely manner

ivapiva:

some of you never experienced the “this isn’t available in your country” situation and it shows

honeysweethome:

tipplersbane:

honeysweethome:

just remembered toads exist and got a burst of serotonin

Serotoadin

good reply, it deserves recognition

melancholymango:

I did the being edgy and self-deprecating thing, it gets old. I wanna be soft and lovely and easily impressed. I wanna appreciate all the little things that make me happy the same way I’ve dwelled on every single thing that upsets me.

susiephone:

athenavine:

colorfuloddity:

dajo42:

a muggleborn student coming to hogwarts with a thermos flask and filling it with tea in the morning so it stays hot all day and their pureblood friends are like “whoa what spell did you use for that” and they’re like “?????? it’s just a thermos???” and all the pureblood students start pointing their wands at cups and saying “THERMOS”

THERMOS

plot twist: it works, mugs suddenly start keeping tea at the perfect temperature for the caster all day. students in muggle studies start experimenting with other muggle jargon and a new generation of magic spells are born, propelling the stagnated wizard community into the technological age

*points wand at book* KINDLE!!!! *book propels itself into fireplace and bursts into flames* I FUCKED UP I FUCKED UP